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noodella at 07:44pm on 25/04/2005
noodella at 07:44pm on 25/04/2005I am now no longer a strip club virgin. Lisa and I decided to dress up like real girls and head to a strip club last night, just to see what a strip club is like.
We headed into Showgirls around 12ish last night and proceeded to scare the crap out of all the girls there. We're pretty sure they couldn't tell if we were lesbians or hookers. One guy propositioned us, and another guy looked mortified and like he was going to cry when he found out I was married and Lisa said she was too busy to date him.
Most of the guys there were really...normal and they almost all had really great shoes. A few of them talked to us but most of them spent ages checking us out.
There were a few 'unfortunate' men and a few skeezebags. The cute asian girl behind the bar kept giving me free redbulls (yay! I could actually stay awake).
Now onto the nudity. The girls got fully naked and considering they were all waxed bare...there wasn't much to not see. Lisa and I had 'our fave', this incredibly tall girl with the BEST legs I've ever seen and she had a killer smile. Some of the girls were good dancers but some of them really didn't look confident. Almost all of them had smaller breasts than me!!! (I didn't think that was even humanly possible but it really really is). It was more interesting watching the people there than the girls getting naked.
One woman who looked in her late 30's was clinging onto her partner for dear life Another clerly insecure young girl was bitching about how much better her body was in comparison to the strippers (she pissed me off). It was fun but in general I'd say strip clubs are boring. The best thing was that no-one touched us at all so we didn't have to deal with guys doing the painful groping thing.
overall it was kind of a pretty strange yet undisturbing night
We headed into Showgirls around 12ish last night and proceeded to scare the crap out of all the girls there. We're pretty sure they couldn't tell if we were lesbians or hookers. One guy propositioned us, and another guy looked mortified and like he was going to cry when he found out I was married and Lisa said she was too busy to date him.
Most of the guys there were really...normal and they almost all had really great shoes. A few of them talked to us but most of them spent ages checking us out.
There were a few 'unfortunate' men and a few skeezebags. The cute asian girl behind the bar kept giving me free redbulls (yay! I could actually stay awake).
Now onto the nudity. The girls got fully naked and considering they were all waxed bare...there wasn't much to not see. Lisa and I had 'our fave', this incredibly tall girl with the BEST legs I've ever seen and she had a killer smile. Some of the girls were good dancers but some of them really didn't look confident. Almost all of them had smaller breasts than me!!! (I didn't think that was even humanly possible but it really really is). It was more interesting watching the people there than the girls getting naked.
One woman who looked in her late 30's was clinging onto her partner for dear life Another clerly insecure young girl was bitching about how much better her body was in comparison to the strippers (she pissed me off). It was fun but in general I'd say strip clubs are boring. The best thing was that no-one touched us at all so we didn't have to deal with guys doing the painful groping thing.
overall it was kind of a pretty strange yet undisturbing night
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